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THE GULL

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School of Comm Student Lost in Cudahy Stacks Will Still Graduate in Four Years

School of Comm Student Lost in Cudahy Stacks Will Still Graduate in Four Years

School of Comm Student Lost in Cudahy Stacks Will Still Graduate in Four Years

By Will Hall - CHICAGO — Many students’ self worth and pride are reportedly shaken to the core after senior Charlie Ralson confirmed that...

Gull News

Dec 5, 20181 min read

News In Brief

Roommate’s Cool Visiting Cousin Makes Roommate Look Like Total Loser
Res Life Reveals Plans to Replace 2018 Housing Lottery with Live Game of Survival (see SAGA/DOP for tickets)
Professor’s Pit Stains Reveal Image of Messiah’s Face, English 273 Becomes Religious Pilgrimage Destination

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School of Comm Student Lost in Cudahy Stacks Will Still Graduate in Four Years

School of Comm Student Lost in Cudahy Stacks Will Still Graduate in Four Years

School of Comm Student Lost in Cudahy Stacks Will Still Graduate in Four Years

STUDY: Loyola Bio Soap Is Sister Jean’s Phlegm – No Soap Detected

STUDY: Loyola Bio Soap Is Sister Jean’s Phlegm – No Soap Detected

STUDY: Loyola Bio Soap Is Sister Jean’s Phlegm – No Soap Detected

Research Shows that People Who Eat Salads Willingly are Sadder than the Rest of Us

Research Shows that People Who Eat Salads Willingly are Sadder than the Rest of Us

Research Shows that People Who Eat Salads Willingly are Sadder than the Rest of Us

School of Comm Student Lost in Cudahy Stacks Will Still Graduate in Four Years

School of Comm Student Lost in Cudahy Stacks Will Still Graduate in Four Years

School of Comm Student Lost in Cudahy Stacks Will Still Graduate in Four Years

By Will Hall - CHICAGO — Many students’ self worth and pride are reportedly shaken to the core after senior Charlie Ralson confirmed that...

Gull News

Dec 5, 20181 min read

STUDY: Loyola Bio Soap Is Sister Jean’s Phlegm – No Soap Detected

STUDY: Loyola Bio Soap Is Sister Jean’s Phlegm – No Soap Detected

STUDY: Loyola Bio Soap Is Sister Jean’s Phlegm – No Soap Detected

By Ateeq Rehman - ROGERS PARK — Recent findings by Argonne National Laboratory forced researchers at the lab to call in an emergency...

Gull News

Nov 30, 20181 min read

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