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News In Brief

  • Roommate’s Cool Visiting Cousin Makes Roommate Look Like Total Loser

  • Res Life Reveals Plans to Replace 2018 Housing Lottery with Live Game of Survival (see SAGA/DOP for tickets)

  • Professor’s Pit Stains Reveal Image of Messiah’s Face, English 273 Becomes Religious Pilgrimage Destination

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"Being in a sorority is better than being a woman."

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