
STUDY: Loyola Bio Soap Is Sister Jean’s Phlegm – No Soap Detected
By Ateeq Rehman - ROGERS PARK — Recent findings by Argonne National Laboratory forced researchers at the lab to call in an emergency...

Research Shows that People Who Eat Salads Willingly are Sadder than the Rest of Us
By Antonia Stamatoukos - Normal, Ill. — A recent study shows that there is a positive correlation between sadness and people who eat...

Quentin Tarantino Buys the Rights to Sr. Jean’s Life Story.
By Matt Stiuso - CHICAGO — Loyola’s campus, still abuzz after coming in fourth place in a sports tournament, once again has something to...

Minnesotan Insists They Won’t Get Cold
By Hillary Hedstrom - Chicago, or, as the locals call it, “The Windy City,” is known for its sharp, bitter lake winds that can cause...

Local Man Confused By What Female Cashier’s Smile Meant
By Hillary Hedstrom - Gary Hertmann had a fairly average shopping experience at his local Mariano’s.The young female cashier, Alice...

Professor Hits Juul During Class, Students Revolt
By Andrea Busch - The fourth week of school comes for us all, and the faculty members are no exception. On September 19th at 10:00 AM,...

Untold Stories: The Mystery Behind Loyola’s Meat
By Antonia Stamatoukos - Paralysis. Disintegrating organs. Broken jaws. While it may seem that these are the injuries acquired by...

7 Neighborhoods Rahm Emmanuel Wouldn’t Visit if There Were a School Shooting There
By Owen Ruggiero - West Loop Sorry, West Loop! Even though a degranged 18 year old could rampage through one of your high schools with a...

Trump: You’re Telling Me I Haven’t Been Playing Sims This Entire Time?
By Audrey McCann - In recent weeks, there have been several tragedies that have had a major impact on the American people as well as...

Loyola Constructs New Building to not House Freshman Class
By Owen Ruggiero - ROGERS PARK - Loyola University Chicago announced last month that it will construct a new state of the art building...

Wow! Patriot Offers Seat to Soldier Even Though All Other Seats Are Empty
By Maura Kernell - ST. LOUIS — Known patriot Jamie Abernathy was sitting alone at a local stadium when she noticed a camouflage clad Tom...

3 Dead In Pinterest DIY Gone Wrong
By Audrey McCann An Edgewater family was found rotting after dying in what appears to be a crafting incident. All three family members...

Man Who Walked A Little More Than Usual Earns Himself Cupcake
By Ateeq Rehman - MINNESOTA - Helping out his out-of-town girlfriend, Jeremy Hertson agreed to walk her chihuahua, pug mix dog, Rocco....

















